Chief Keef – Text


Runnin’ up that sack
Smokin’ on this dope; also known as pack
And we got them gats, we won’t cut no slack
In these Fendi slacks, I be speakin’ facts
I’m all about a stack
Big ass blunts of thracks, & that be the OG, just to be exact
She like how I flex, so she want some sex
I don’t wanna talk
She don’t wanna text

[Verse 1]
Please don’t cross the gun line, gon’ cost you your sunshine
And I got the D-line lookin’ like a lunch line
And today is payday, so you know it’s crunch time
Got my AR with me, that’s my lil sunshine
Pour that codeine up, it’s bout that get drunk time
You gon catch your deer, Imma go and hunt mine
Got the utensils bitch I got the supplies
Y’all my shorties so, when you see me say "What up Dad!"
Ain’t’ no puff, puff-pass, Boa I had a rough past
In the second grade I had a BB in my lunch bag
You know the streets is [?] Get stuck like a thumb tac
Foe nem took yo choppa from you, come and getcho drum back

[Verse 2]
Ima pour this pint up in some lemon lime
You can get yo shit split, fuckin’ wit me n the guys
Mobbin with some big shit, don’t pay us no mind
Hit you wit’ some big hits, won’t take us no time
Your bitch want this big dick, she not even fine
Pockets be on be big bitch, I’m not even lyin’
This shit is off the fuckin dome, I’m not even tryin’
It ain’t hard to get up wit’ me, I’m not even hidin’
Bwoy that old ass Benz, you not even slidin’
Hit yo’ bitch from the back, she gone let me have it
Bitch I’m all about the dollas like I play with Dallas
Turn this shit malfunction, texting me could get tragedy
This shit is crazy..
I’m a 90’s baby, I know nothin’ bout the 80’s
Hit you from Atlanta, take a L, look like McGrady
We was really warrin’, I looked up and God just saved me

Runnin’ up that sack
Smokin’ on this dope; also known as pack
And we got them gats, we won’t cut no slack
In these Fendi slacks, I be speakin’ facts
I’m all about a stack
Big ass blunts of thracks; & that be the O.G. just to be exact
She like how I flex, so she want some sex
I don’t wanna talk
She don’t wanna text


Meek Mill Request For Bail Denied By Judge

Meek Mill remains in prison after his emergency bail request was denied by a judge.

The “Dreams & Nightmares” rapper got the bad news on Monday that his bail was denied by his probation judge Genece Brinkley, according to TMZ. Last month, the Pennsylvania Superior Court rejected Meek Mill’s bail petition and ordered the presiding judge to make a formal ruling on his emergency bail request. There has also been widespread condemnation for the judge who handed down the heavy-handed sentencing last month, but she is unmoved.

Judge Brinkley argued in her legal docs that Meek Mill is a danger to the community and is a flight risk. She also suggest that his urine test may have been tainted because he may have flushed his system with “Fast Flush.” His attorney is once again furious with the judges ruling and vows to continue to fight for the rapper’s freedom. His lead attorney, Joe Tacopina, says that the judge’s ruling “continues her long pattern of unfair treatment.” He also indicate the he will be appealing the judges decision not to grant his client bail.

Meek Mill, whose real name is Robert Williams, is currently serving 2-4 years in a state prison for probation violation. He has been getting a lot of support from the general public and fellow celebrities including his rival Drake and The Game, as well as, other celebrities closer to him like JAY-Z and Rick Ross. Reverend Al Sharpton and Colin Kaepernick have also thrown their support behind the #FreeMeekMill movemnet.

JAY-Z penned an op-ed in the New York Times last month where he blast the justice system for its years of mass incarceration of young black men. He argued that Meek Mill is just the latest victim of a system notorious for oppressing people of color. Last weekend, Hov played Meek’s single “Dreams & Nighmares” at his “4:44 Tour” stop in Philadelphia. He also spoke briefly about the Maybach Music Group rapper’s incarceration.

Editors’ Picks: This May Be the Best Holiday Gift Guide Yet

Let’s face it: You’re tired. The thought of holiday shopping alone is exhausting. 

We hear you loud and clear—which is why we did the heavy lifting, a.k.a. choosing the best presents, for you. Not to toot our own horn, but it’s our job to know what’s trending on the market, what’s the best value for its price and what will flatter both the Hollywood starlet and the hometown style savant. We’ve scanned the Internet for the best products…so you don’t have to. 

SNL Addresses Sexual Harassment Allegations With “Welcome to Hell” Video

Men, welcome to women’s hell. They’ve been living in it for a long time.

In a mock bubblegum pop music video that aired on NBC’s SNL on Saturday, cast members Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon and Aidy Bryant and show host Saoirse Ronan wear bright Barbie-like outfits and feign shock about the ongoing sexual harassment allegations involving many powerful and rich men in Hollywood, the news business and politics. Melissa Villaseñor and Leslie Jones join in too.

“Hey there boys, we know the last couple of months have been frickin’ insane,” Strong says.

“All these big, cool powerful guys are turning out to be, what’s the word? Habitual predators?” Bryant says.

“Cat’s out of the bag,” a crimped haired McKinnon replies. “Women get harassed all the time.”

“And it’s like, ‘Dang, is this the world now?” Bryant asks.

“Welcome to hell,” the women sing. “Now we’re all in here / Look around, isn’t it nice / It’s a full nightmare / Ain’t it so cool / Playing this Guess Who? / Yeah, it’s a lot / But it’s what we got / Welcome to Hell, hey!”

Isla Fisher Is Happy Starbucks Barista Didn’t Mistake Her for Amy Adams or 3 More Stars

If you’re Isla Fisher, you may often be identified incorrectly, especially at Starbucks.

The Australian Wedding Crashers star and wife of Sacha Baron Cohen posted on her Instagram page on Sunday a photo of her holding up a Starbucks cup that reads, “Aila,” which is how her name is pronounced (you know, like the word “Isle”). That’s actually a good guess, considering the baristas have botched customers names even worse, as they struggle to hear them while drinks are made nearby with noisy machinery.

“Better than Izla, Lisa, Eyelay, Amy Adams, Jessica Chastain, Bryce Dallas Howard and occasionally when I haven’t shaved…Ed Sheeran,” Fisher joked.

The actress is often mistaken for Adams, her co-star in the movie Nocturnal Animals, and occasionally the other actresses, because they are all redheads.

See pics of them and other celebrity look-alikes below:

The Bachelor’s Erica Rose Is Married! Inside Her Lavish Wedding Ceremony

Erica Rose has finally found her happily ever after!

The Bachelor alum married Charles Sanders in Houston, Tex. on Sunday, E! News can confirm. Plenty members of Bachelor Nation attended her lavish nuptials, including Vienna GirardiAshLee Frazier Williams and even Prince Lorenzo Borghese, who was the Bachelor on Erica’s season. 

The newly minted Mr. and Mrs. Sanders tied the knot in a traditional Jewish ceremony at temple Emanu El, a source told E! News exclusively.

A source tells E! News exclusively, “Erica’s father walked her down the aisle while Erica held her daughter Holland in her arms as they approached the Chupah.” 

After the ceremony, the couple posed with the Bachelor Nation alums in front of a wall of roses that spelled out “Cherica,” the couple’s names combined.

A first, more formal cocktail reception was held at their synagogue featured a string quartet and harpist.

Erica and Charles’ family and friends are then gathering for a second reception at a vintage converted movie theater called the Majestic Metro. 

Our source said the “totally non-traditional” and “fun” celebration is Studio 54-themed, and guests will be able to walk a red carpet before heading in. 

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Teaser Has Chris Pratt Running for His Life

In June, Universal Pictures revealed on Twitter the first poster for the sequel.

The poster shows fiery debris and the tag line, “Life Finds a Way”—a call-back to a line Jeff Goldblum‘s ominous line in Jurassic Park, the movie that started it all, when he talks about how a species will find a way to survive even in seemingly impossible circumstances.

The actor, who starred in the first two films in the ’90s, is set to reprise his role as mathematician Ian Malcolm in the new film.

Howard talked to E! News last year about her character’s transformation in Jurassic World, and noted that her super impractical white high heels will not be making a comeback.

In Jurassic World, Owen and Claire work to stop a terrifying hybrid dinosaur, Indominus rex, who was freed from its cage and wreaks havoc upon the park and its dino-loving guests.

Kendall Jenner Feels ”So Targeted” After Home Break-Ins and Stalkers ”Every Single Day” on KUWTK

The gun conversation continued when the girls got together with big sister, Kim Kardashian. But Kim was not here for it.

“I’m not comfortable with it. I wouldn’t want my kids around it. I wouldn’t want sleepovers going on here, with the kids here and I know there’s a gun,” Kim insisted.

Despite Kim’s reservations, Kendall and Khloe took matters into their own hands and went to a shooting range.

“I know Kim is so against us getting guns, but for Kendall and I, it is something we feel we need to do in order to sleep better at night,” Khloe revealed.

Billy Bush Bites Back at Donald Trump Over Infamous Access Hollywood Tapes: ”He Said That”

It was the “locker room” conversation that was heard around the world…

A little over a year after the now-infamous Access Hollywood tapes, in which then-reality star-and-now president Donald Trump can be overheard on a “hot mic” in 2005 talking graphically about women to a bunch of men on a bus, were leaked, The New York Times reported earlier this week that the 45th president has been claiming that the tapes are fake.

But now, Billy Bush, the newsman who was caught in the middle of all of it, isn’t letting this one slide.

In regards to Trump’s inflammatory “grab ’em by the p–sy” line, Bush has come out to say, “Of course he said it. And we laughed along…”

In the New York Times’ op-ed piece, entitled “Billy Bush: Yes, Donald Trump, You Said That,” the entertainment news reporter wrote, “Along with Donald Trump and me, there were seven other guys present on the bus at the time, and every single one of us assumed we were listening to a crass stand-up act. He was performing. Surely, we thought, none of this was real.”

He added, “We now know better.”

The controversial audio recording featured the then-reality star bragging to the men that he could grab women “by the p—sy” simply because he was famous.

Hamilton’s Lin-Manuel Miranda and Wife Vanessa Nadal Are Expecting Baby No. 2

Congrats to the growing family!

Hamilton creator and star Lin-Manuel Miranda confirmed on Sunday that wife Vanessa Nadal is pregnant with the couple’s second child.

The pair made it pretty clear that Nadal was expecting No. 2 when they walked the red carpet at the London Evening Standard Theatre Awards on Sunday night.

At the event, Nadal, who is an attorney and scientist, donned a floral frock and appeared to be pregnant.

Soon after taking to the carpet, Miranda’s Twitter fans noticed his wife’s baby bump and flat out asked the song and dance man if she had a bun in the oven.

The Tony winner replied to the question, “Oh hell yeah.”

Natalie Halcro & Olivia Pierson Throw a Launch Party to Celebrate Their New Clothing Line on WAGS L.A.

As for Barbie Blank and Sheldon Souray, their marriage is still on the rocks, but they were able to put aside their issues and head out for a night on the town with Amber Nichole Miller and Tito Ortiz

During the course of dinner Barbie offered to train Tito if he were ever interested in getting into the WWE. Which was not exactly the plan for Amber, who was expecting him to retire soon and not risk another injury. 

“I don’t want you to get injured again,” Amber shared. “The body bumping, the head slamming. 100 percent I’m not into it.” Uh-oh. We feel an argument brewing.