DWTS Super-Fan: Oh, he was in the Olympics! Is he an ice skater?
Web Designer: The Olympic figure skater!
College Sophomore: I think he is a professional fencer. Reminds me of the “riposte” position in swordfighting. Just a convenient thing that happened.
Former Entertainment Reporter: Twitter’s boyfriend. Oh, and also a figure skater.
Clueless Brooklynite Does His Best: Dances with pre-rippon’d pants so there’s no confusion. Baseball?
Who He Really Is: One of the breakout stars of the 2018 Winter Olympic Games, the 28-year-old figure skater (who was one of the first openly gay U.S. male athletes to ever qualify) is dating now Jussi-Pekka Kajaala thanks to Tinder, was wooed by Sally Field on behalf of her son and has plans to hang out with Reese Witherspoon.